The night where I became a dramatic wuss
Question: What’s covered in sweat, cold, and crying? Answer: Me – after my first tennis lesson. Okay, not crying, definetly trying not to... (I know, big surprise there). Remember I’m taking tennis lessons in order to keep me un-cranky ? Here’s how it all started. Tuesday night, I had my driver dropped me off a few minutes early to the tennis club. It’s a bit isolated, but I’ve only been there during the day and it’s usually a pretty busy place. So I told him to leave and pick me up in an hour. While I wait for my tennis instructor to come, I sit down in the outside lounge area. Next to me, there are a group of about 12 local guys. They are drunk. They are annoying. One starts hitting on me. I pretend not to speak French. I’m annoyed and start texting people in order to appear that I’m not paying attention. This is pretty new behaviour to me here. While I’m almost always stared at wherever I go (I’m a white giant in MG), I’m rarely approached. Five minutes later, Celestin, my tennis i...