My Canadian Boyfriend

..must be my dentist.

I spend more time with him than anyone else when I'm in Canada. I thought it was all over - I've been dealing with this stupid tooth for over five years and I think FINALLY, it's good.

This time, I thought I'd go in for a quick cleaning and a small cosmetic fix, and guess what?? He tells me that I grind my teeth. Oh, rrrrreally? Or is this just your way to get me into your office cause you know you're my real boyfriend to get me to spend a gazillion more dollars? (I'm pretty sure it's neither....I know I grind my teeth).

But how can I resist visiting his office when he gives makes me look sexy like this:

 ...and now like this, at least until my "permanent" non-teeth grinding aparatus is ready.

Let's hope my Malagasy boyfriend, Louis, doesn't mind going to bed every night with someone that looks like they're ready to enter the boxing ring...