Googled

The internet is a magical thing.


I think Google Analytics is the coolest thing. It lets me see that someone reads my blog in Moscow? Cool! Hi Moscow!

Another cool feature is I can see which words were "Google searched" that eventually lead to my blog.

Here are some of my favorite of the week:

• homer in chocolate land - I know this comes from how I felt when I was in Brussels on a Walking Chocolate Tour. That was seriously one of the most incredible days in mylife.
• accidental wet tshirt - Not a pretty sight. Either caused by rain or sweat. Most likely sweat.
• antelope god Ghana - What??? Antelope god?!?!
• big pig cartoon - Hopefully this leads to the Pig Roast I went to June 2010. 'Cause I know I can be a pretty big pig when it comes to anything chocolate.
• can chickens incest breed - WOW. There are some seriously WEIRD people in the world. You're trying to make chicken brothers and sisters make chickies?
• cow slaughter - I know this comes from the time I watched a zebu sacrifice. But...I find it interesting that someone would google cow slaughtering?
• cyclone in disneyland paris - No cyclone. But it kinda sucks there.
• loading zebus - I guess this qualifies as a viable problem where you'd consult the world wide web. I wonder if they found a good solution?
• mg massage - Perv!!
• moose with big smile - I'm sure this person must be Canadian.
• slitting throats - Um...whatever the outcome of this, I don't want to know about it.
• thank you boyfriend quotes - Awww.
• thank you message for boyfriends - AWWW!!!!
• thank you quotes boyfriend - Ok, I get it, I have a good boyfriend husband!
• wet t-shirt - enough with the wet t-shirts already!!!
• wish life had instructions - I feel ya. I'm sure there's been more than a few times I've wished for some instruction manual. Or an accounting textbook to help guide me through life.
•  שחיטה פרה- Don't even have a clue what this is or means. Or what language?

Although these are entertaining, how about:

Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch...